harena:

So, in defiance of yet another of my sister’s proclamations about what won’t bloom because the sun my garden box gets is “dappled” instead of full, I give you the first bloom from my nasturtium plants!

(Andyes, I know that nasturtiums don’t mind shade at all, as does she, but she said in the shade they don’t bloom… so maybe what I have isn’t that shady ;P)

You’re saying you don’t have the real shady?

runicbasso:

reptilesandexotics:

Twin Albino Tiger Reticulated Pythons.

PRESHUS BAAAAABBIIIIIEEEES.

I kinda hate to say it, but that picture makes them look delicious D: Big bowl of noodles!

whathefucktate:

Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.

I’m sorry, but I’m missing the point of this because I’m too distracted by that Boss balancing job. 0____0

raspberries-and-oreos:

exxhaust:

rebeccacablah:

scenefux:

cruelfeline:

crocolate:

deadsoviets:

Huh, this is a really interesting idea, actually. It’s like Amnesia, only you play as a 2-year-old. I definitely think the limitations and advantages of a young child, applied to a horror game… have the potential to make it terrifying.

CRIES

I can’t WAIT for this

I love these kind of games. And it’s such an interesting perspective! 8)

OMG THIS IS COOL I WANT THIS

I WANT IT 

holy shit that is a scary ass game omfg

AKA Nightmare Ned: COSMIC FUCKING TERROR Edition.

:0-

HEY HEY PEOPLE IMPORTANT NEWS.

Did you know that you can get mashed potato flakes? And there is no rule about what you can or can’t put them on?

THEY GO ON EVERYTHING.

hinoneko:

i hope someday there’s an opposite of my little pony

like a super-serious dark show that’s meant to appeal primarily to an adult, mostly male audience

but then somehow 6-year-old girls start watching it and love it and they form a huge girly childish fandom around it

that would be awesome

Well, there is a little girl next door who is about that age and reeeally likes the Saw movies, so I could see it happening!

plannedparenthood:

Seen around the office: Herpes

We have some resident STDs — of the cute and cuddly variety. These little guys are made to look like actual microbes of herpes, syphilis, and gonorrhea — except more, you know, snuggly. Check out the whole office STD plushie photo album. 

You need to get the stuffie Sperm, Egg, and Uterus ones too! They’re adorable.

runicbasso:

skadisdottir:

Great idea or greatest idea?

Wagner also composed the “Wedding March,” so if anyone tried to convince you otherwise, give ‘em what-for. 

On of my relatives was telling me that she wanted to walk to Highway to Hell. Made even funnier when it comes from someone who had just made it back from missionary work <_<

“Hello! Katters is a dominant.

My cupcakes bring all the zombies to the yard. *mumble mumblemumblemumble Snowtown.

This blanket is the dirge of lions. See-ya!”

Full Disclosure: I have no idea what I’m doing.

…

Actual Full Disclosure: Okay okay I could probably guess a bit more accurately or look things up but this way is totally more fun and you all know it. >.>